10 jokes about photography ~
You may have to know some basic photography if you want to laugh like me ~ ( i add some quotation so that you know what it really talking about.1. The new lens are way better than all old lens.
( We are using the same optical formula on building lens in past 10 decades )
2. F1.4 lens cost a lot more than F1.8, and that 's why it's triple priced.
( the building cost are more or less the same actually )
3. Compare two lens' performance by some jpeg file.
( Hard to explain. Imagine you have to distinguish Pepsi or Coke by looking at it only )
4. The bigger camera you use, the more professional you are, or better pics you can take.
( What the... )
5. Digital better than Film.
( Even the top digital camera cannot produce better image than the film one, at least up till now )
6. Canon lens is the best !
( Blind worship of advertisement! Actually photo size smaller than A3, Canon are just THE SAME as Nikon or Minolta )
7. The old camera is better than the new one cos the shutter sound better.
( Are you deaf ? )
8. Agfa & Konica film always worse than Fuji & Kodak
( I cannot find one film worse than Kodak Gold 100 )
9. Lomo = Art
( Lomo should be = tools only )
10. Metal camera are always better than the plastic one.
( You are not going to fight with your camera ) 冇乜特別............................ 原帖由 比利仔 於 2005-11-10 05:08 PM 發表
You may have to know some basic photography if you want to laugh like me ~ ( i add some quotation so that you know what it really talking about.
3. Compare two lens' performance by some jpeg file.
( Hard to explain. Imagine you have to distinguish Pepsi or Coke by looking at it only )
4. The bigger camera you use, the more professional you are, or better pics you can take.
( What the... )
9. Lomo = Art
( Lomo should be = tools only )
大部分都正確..........3,4,9 最特別......
lomo=art 我諗好多人都有咁諗過.......... 感覺似係d入世未深o既"尊業"數碼"攝影師" o既comment 來~ XDDD
lomo 係tools，lomography係一個風格來，就好似畫畫o既唔同風格
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