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發表於 2005-11-10 17:08:11 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
You may have to know some basic photography if you want to laugh like me ~ ( i add some quotation so that you know what it really talking about.

1. The new lens are way better than all old lens.
( We are using the same optical formula on building lens in past 10 decades )

2. F1.4 lens cost a lot more than F1.8, and that 's why it's triple priced.
( the building cost are more or less the same actually )

3. Compare two lens' performance by some jpeg file.
( Hard to explain. Imagine you have to distinguish Pepsi or Coke by looking at it only )

4. The bigger camera you use, the more professional you are, or better pics you can take.
( What the... )

5. Digital better than Film.
( Even the top digital camera cannot produce better image than the film one, at least up till now )

6. Canon lens is the best !
( Blind worship of advertisement! Actually photo size smaller than A3, Canon are just THE SAME as Nikon or Minolta )

7. The old camera is better than the new one cos the shutter sound better.
( Are you deaf ? )

8. Agfa & Konica film always worse than Fuji & Kodak
( I cannot find one film worse than Kodak Gold 100 )

9. Lomo = Art
( Lomo should be = tools only )

10. Metal camera are always better than the plastic one.
( You are not going to fight with your camera )

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發表於 2005-11-11 00:14:06 | 顯示全部樓層
冇乜特別............................
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發表於 2005-11-11 21:57:03 | 顯示全部樓層
原帖由 比利仔 於 2005-11-10 05:08 PM 發表
You may have to know some basic photography if you want to laugh like me ~ ( i add some quotation so that you know what it really talking about.

3. Compare two lens' performance by some jpeg file.
( Hard to explain. Imagine you have to distinguish Pepsi or Coke by looking at it only )

4. The bigger camera you use, the more professional you are, or better pics you can take.
( What the... )

9. Lomo = Art
( Lomo should be = tools only )


大部分都正確..........3,4,9 最特別......
lomo=art 我諗好多人都有咁諗過..........
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發表於 2005-11-12 12:44:56 | 顯示全部樓層
感覺似係d入世未深o既"尊業"數碼"攝影師" o既comment 來~ XDDD

lomo 係tools,lomography係一個風格來,就好似畫畫o既唔同風格
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